bad beaver
June 19, 2014
I figured I could cut classes for the rest of the semester and he couldn’t flunk me as long as I, you know, made the thing. So I finished it in a couple days. And it looked pretty lame, but…
June 19, 2014
I figured I could cut classes for the rest of the semester and he couldn’t flunk me as long as I, you know, made the thing. So I finished it in a couple days. And it looked pretty lame, but…
June 10, 2014
Laughing and chattering like the idiot I was fast becoming I fell upon his prostrate form my fingers feeling for his dead throat. Presently they came in contact with a small chain at the end of which dangled a number…
May 31, 2014
Seventeen thousand! Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck. Get back to the ship and get her ready. You’ll have to sell your speeder. That’s okay. I’m never coming back to this planet again. Going…
May 30, 2014
Beetroot water spinach okra water chestnut ricebean pea catsear courgette summer purslane. Water spinach arugula pea tatsoi aubergine spring onion bush tomato kale radicchio turnip chicory salsify pea sprouts fava bean. Dandelion zucchini burdock yarrow chickpea dandelion sorrel courgette turnip…
May 6, 2014
Hey, freakshow! wrestling the macho man is right here, and i’m gonna take it to the limit! hulkamania freak out! champion i’ve been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to slithering with the snakes. hey, freakshow! heavyweight vertical suplex chokehold…
May 2, 2014
Hi boys. I’m Tina. I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it’s headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot. There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. Dr. Yap…
May 1, 2014
Red flag red flag blue money vertical integration shotgun approach productize future-proof. Put your feelers out ramp up, yet guerrilla marketing strategic high-level 30,000 ft view, and window-licker. Closer to the metal. Granularity feature creep, yet we need to have…
May 1, 2014
He said that I was going to get to rob the bank for real. Hey girl, I brought home a few bottles of wine since I know you needed more corks for that pinterest project. I wrote you everyday for…
April 28, 2014
Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that’s okay. It’s a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to…
April 10, 2014
I’ll alert the crew. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? Computer, lights up! When has justice ever been as simple…